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Notice that this pasta is not based on Sonic.EXE. Not even inspired. It is totally made of my creativity, so don't argue like "DUR HURR YOU COPIED SONIC.EXE".

Hello. My name is Defta Adrian Eduard and i am 16 years old.

While i was searching for MLP games for my little sister (on her Ubuntu laptop) with her favourite character, Pinkamena Diane Pie (in short, Pinkie Pie or Pinka Po) i found a file named pinkamena.elf.

I was amazed to see a game with her favourite character. So i downloaded the installer.deb file. First it start with the normal text. Then it cut to the license agreement, however all it was was continous loops of "DIE BITCH".

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At this point i was freaked out. However i still click next. The installation took a few hours.

This whole i was in park with my little sister and we were playing with the MLP toys. A full size G3.5 Pinkie Pie doll, a Princess Twilight fullsize doll, a G4 Apple Mint plushie, one G4 Rairty Blind Blag doll, a G4 Spike Bling Bag doll, a G3 Fluttershy ponyville doll, a G4 Scootaloo plushie and an G4 Apple Bloom full size doll. We goed to the ice cream stand. I looked back to the dolls, however they were looking creepy: Fluttershy had a sadenned face, Scootaloo has a freaked face, Princess Twilight had that slightly unsettling smile from Lesson Zero, Apple Bloom was smiling much wider and had small pupils, Rarity was having an angry face with a wide smile and he was blooding, Apple Mint was actualling crying, Spike was blood red and had no eyes, but Pinkie Pie was the creepiest. Her eyes were dark black with two bright red dots (placed in the corner of the eyes), he was bloody and was smiling wide with very sharp razor teeth that were in blood, like if he ate an animal or something. her hair "deflated" and layed down and also had a dark color (the skin also was like this) and her leg was fractured.

I blinked. Anything was normal. I realized that i was just thinking about that. Awww.... I was wrong.

I choose one flavor. The vannila flavor with one cherry on it. Actually the ice cream was pretty good, but i saw the creepy Pinkie Pie again, but this time in a tree... I was still trying convince myself that i was just thinking. I get my Blackberry Q30 from my pocket and tell my mother if the game installed. He said that it didn't install but i also hear a little wisper after saying that. It said so quiet i can't get a bronze about it, but i'm pretty sure it said "DIE BITCH". We goed to our house, we put on our slips and goed to the beach.

Instead of putting the towels, we goed directly in the water. Lucky the water was small, so my 5 year sister could walk in it. My phone call sound played. Instead of the speed-up version of Hush Now, Quiet Now, it was a slowed-down, demonic remix of it. This creeped my pants.

Anyway, It was an old man's voice that said "Mistake". I also get an email. It was from someone named "God 666" and it said "The End Is Neigh" (the same thing Luna Game 1 .txt files says) but the way it was said was disturbing: it looked like red text in "Atomic Sushi" font but dripping with blood.

I get out of the water, dried myself with the towel and goed at our motel. I turned on that laptop, turn on the game, and anything looked very happy. It was Pinkie Pie looking exactly like in MLP Fim. It even looked official, having a party with Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Apple Bloom. The three options were Start, Options and More Games. I clicked Start. I started in Ponyville with Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash was next to it. It said "Press Enter to talk with this pony". I pressed and it said:

Rainbow Dash: "Hello Pinka, how are you doing?" 
Pinkie Pie: "I'm good. How are you?
Rainbow Dash: "Currently the Nightmare Moon is free and covered Equestria in darkness. Please help us, Pinka Po."
Pinkie Pie: "Ooh, this is horrible. I'm going for it."

Strange, i walked for 5 minutes and there was nothing but ground and the background... After it, it was an blue cloud. It said "Press J to jump". When i jumped on the cloud, the sound was the same as when Sonic jumps on a spring in Sonic 1. After i jumped on the cloud, there was another cloud, but this time was pink. It also said "Jump on the pink clouds to gain suprises". What was inside was an apple and three bits. The apple increased the energy meter which was almost empty. I found Trixie which said "Press S and D constantly to do a Spin Dance in order to kill this enemy. I killed Trixie, but he throw a magic, but missed me. I walked further and i found Apple Fritter which said "Watch Out! Gilda is here. Try pressing S and J constantly to use a Spin Jump." i did it three times and i killed Gilda.

The next level was Sweet Apple Acres. I walked to Berry Punch. He said "Take a map it will help you." The map appeared a an icon on the window. i clicked on it and it showed how much i have to do until the finish. As i continued walking, Pinkie pie started to look worse: Her skin was darker and her hair "deflated". I found Twinkleshine in a treasure. This is strange. Both they live in Ponyville not in Sweet Apple Acres. It said "Thank you for saving me. NOW DIE!!!!"

At this point i was really creeped out. Pinkie Pie exploded into gibs and splatted blood anywhere. The sky was dark red. My mother called me for pizza. I eated it, it was one of the best pizzas i ever eated.

Then i got back to my camera. It had a disturbing photo of pinkie pie: It has Jeff The Killer's smile. Then screen fade to just pure black. I runned to my mom's room and instead of seeing my mother, i have seen a graffiti with her blood and a skeleton. The graffiti said "YOU'RE NEXT" and was dripping. I have seen the same creepy doll as before. But this it wasn't a doll. It was a REAL pinkie pie. He was making weird breathing noises. I run in the bathroom and get the Blackberry out of my pocket. Unlucky it's battery ran out. I found my Mother's Iphone 5S in the shower. I called 112 (SOS) but they only said "THE END IS NEIGH, WHY DON'T DIE NOW INSTEAD OF WAITING?" I looked in the mirror and it was the creepy Pinkie Pie. A creepy music started. Not from any speaker, any TV, just a music in my ears (not in my mind, IN MY EARS!!!). It was the Sonic 2 drowning theme (which always creeped me out). It started very slow, but it slowly speeded up. I thinked that my father's iPad would be helpful, but it also creeped me out. It had the photo of a zalgofied Pinkie Pie. The drowning theme was fast, i runned as fast as i can. I tried to open the window, it didn't work. I tryed to destroy the window with a hammer. I tryed it with the door too. It didn't work. This time the music was extremely fast (i didn't even know that this music could go such fast).

He jumped on me. I tryed to escape, but i couldn't, because he was pushing me to tight. Pinkie said "The clock is ticking... ticking...". At this time i was creeped the most i was ever in my life, then shortly after i thinked this, he said "Sorry, the clock stopped. YOUR END IS NOW."

He holded a knife and putted it right in my heart. It killed me. Notice that my spirit is writing this, not my body.

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