The birth of Dank memes Edit

Way hella back when I was not born, 9/11 happened. My parents had been scared and had soon figured out that life is hella short. They had then thought, "let's stop trying to not have a kid" and the conceived me. I was then birthed the next year. Over time my power of dank had started to show so I had to be put in a special school. They thought they could stifle my powers by putting me in a 'detention facility'. They were WRONG. Right then I started having a dank tantrum and shoving spoons down peoples throats, staring intently at them all as I killed everyone person after person. I had become a madman. This story is a shitty chinesenoodle.

Happy belated April Fools

Story made by [1]1st Prince of Winds